babyferaligator:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

that’s not how weed works

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the-enochian-starchild-earendil:

I don’t know why I’m reblogging this, but I am

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fyeahsirvlad:

thelightofdeadstars:

goodnightvenom:

shallowjokesandbrokenthoughts:

The educational system in one image.

Ahh this is clever.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

Perfect timing. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.

Yes ohmigod

Admin: Kinda off-topic, but I think this is something that many of us need to see right now.

(Source: vitundarvakning, via kaaaathyyyy)

xdioxcide:

THE METAL

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awkwaben:

teenage-f00lery:

lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:

the-fog-is-rising:

lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:

does any1 remember the replacements

image

i do

wait

how did they have ginger children

jfc thEY

  • ARE

ADOPTED

they replaced their original parents did you even watch the show 

That’s why it’s called The Replacements.

(via kaaaathyyyy)

I once dated a writer and

jackmcentee:

Writers are forgetful,

but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.

Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.

Please remember this.

(Source: ofheightsandhollows, via remindsyouof-innocence)

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ier0s:

gerard-you-little-shit:

deanfuckingcas:

dat-assbutt-tho:

way-too-sarcastic:

reblogallthenerdythings:

As far as I can tell, if something starts with ‘M’, it’s bad news

  • Morgoth
  • Mordred
  • Mount Doom
  • Darth Maul
  • The Master
  • Moriarty
  • Morganna

Moffat

Mark Gatiss

METATRON

MORDOR

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

(via getin-loserweregoingshipping)

bluntess:

malformalady:

A colorless polished quartz crystal with Chlorite inclusion

with nug inclusion

(via rev-enant)

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

(via saucypeanut)

hopelesslyhiddled:

i-am-satan-i-have-cookies:

so thats the function of a rubber duck

I saw this before I was in the spn fandom and I knew right then these were the people I wanted to dedicate my life to.

(Source: travellerintime, via godcomplex101)

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justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

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embroidedmelody:

bryainiac:

This is a handheld gamecube.

image

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